Eureka! Restaurants
- “Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers.” - William Shakespeare !
- “In wine there is wisdom, beer there is freedom and water there is bacteria” - Ben Franklin !
- “After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relatives” - Oscar Wilde !
- “This is my home away from home” - Guest, Eureka San Luis Obispo !
- “Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.” - Mark Twain !
- “People that love to eat are always the best people” - Julia Child !
- “Life is too short to drink crappy beer” - Server, Eureka Bakersfield !
- “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” - Ben Franklin !
- “He was a wise man who invented beer.” - Plato !
- “For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.” - William Shakespeare !
- “I lied to my husband last night and said I was at the gym after work when I was really at Eureka with my girl friends, is that so bad?” - Guest, Eureka Santa Barbara !
- “Cooking is like love, it should be entered into with abandon or not at all” - Harriet Von Horne !
- “If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.” - Deep Thought, Jack Handy !
- “Food should be fun.” - Thomas Keller !
- “If God had intended us to drink beer, he would have given us stomachs.” - David Daye !